January 10, 2006

Ted Kennedy writes a book. 'Profiles in Courage' it ain't. But that's ok.

[INSERT SLANDER ABOUT HOW DAY IN LIFE OF TED KENNEDY MUST MEAN DOZEN OF PAGES ABOUT BLACKOUTS HERE]

posted by Capt. Renault 18 years ago
  • Splash for President!
  • Splash can't run. Portuguese.
  • Then truly America is lost.
  • Truly.
  • "My Dog and Me" Is it a porn?
  • Waggy Does Washington?
  • "A Bridge Too Far"?
  • Carwash?
  • The Deep.
  • "How to Succeed in Business Politics Without Really Trying"
  • Great! I'll put this on the shelf right next to Madonna's. *segways into the sunset*
  • >Great! I'll put this on the shelf right next to Madonna's. Yeah, the circular shelf. Apparently crappy books ghostwritten for celebrities are the bright future of children's publishing.
  • I read the article's headline as "Ted Kennedy Penis Children's Book." Which is another thing entirely.
  • I read the article's headline as "Ted Kennedy Penis Children's Book." Which is another thing entirely. ENTIRELY changes the meaning of the "huge head" comment I was going to leave here.
  • Well, we're all children of somebody's penis, aren't we?
  • Thanks for that thought.
  • I think there's something in that for everybody.
  • But we don't all write books about it. The cover looks like Senator Kennedy emerging from an enormous dog's ass.
  • "Ted Kennedy Writes a Book" could itself be a title for a book. As well as, "Ted Kennedy Returns a Book", "The Book, Ted Kennedy and I". "The Ted-Writing Kennedy"
  • Also: "How I got inside the enormous dog's ass"