bernockle (user #1290)

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I was a member of Menudo from 1983-5. They threw me out of the band when I was fifteen. They told me it was because I was unattractive, but I think it was really because they discovered that I really wasn't Hispanic. After that, I tried out for New Kids on the Block. Denied. I also showed up for a New Edition reunion tour in the 90's. Beaten. Later I snuck into a the dressing room at a Hanson concert. Arrested.
Life has not been kind to me.

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