middleclasstool's profile
Name: Matt
User type: Default
User ID: 1082
User since: May 04, 2004
Last visit: 01:58AM on October 18
AIM: a little to the left
Homepage: http://www.middleclasstool.com
middleclasstool has posted 110 links and 9157 comments on MonkeyFilter since May 04, 2004.
Bio:
Unbelievable boredom has led me to rewrite my bio today. For the original, please look here.
Facts and Questions for Discussion:
I have had too much coffee today and am less than secure in the current condition of my bowels. I fear for my coworkers. Yet I drink more coffee. Question: Does this qualify as masochism, sadism, or is it just because I'm not allowed to drink bourbon at work?
As a child, I was terrified of clowns. I bore it well, and thanks to the literature of Stephen King and a horrifying encounter with Ronald McDonald, I was able to crap the fear right out of me. However, I can't help a lingering suspicion that clowns are in fact malevolent and molest me while I sleep. Further, I fear that I'm enjoying it. Question: Are there tangible benefits to using biodiesel engines over traditional gasoline-powered engines?
Finally, I make it a general policy to eschew evil (not to mention the word "eschew", which I have now used twice), yet as an American, I believe that others secretly suspect that my country as a whole is chock-full o' evil. I am torn between anger and the urge to apologize, and have considered rectifying the situation by telling people that I'm French. On the subject of evil, I minored in religious studies, which means that I know how to spell "eschatology." Question: How many words in the English language start with "esch"? To begin, read this paragraph again carefully.
All links posted by middleclasstool
Ball Droppings.Craig's...er, list?
Beard Head
No Room Service, Just Snacks and Shit
Art by Thomas Doyle.
