January 18, 2005

We love our lamb! A scandal is half-heartedly brewing over Meat and Livestock Australia's new pro-carnivore advertising campaign. For non-(and un-)Australian monkeys, the ads can be seen and heard here.
  • Most Aussies laugh at the idea of something that is 'unAustralian', at least the ones that I know do. Those that believe such prattle are generally not taken seriously by anyone with half a brain.
  • unAustralian and proud, Nostrildamus, my friend. Although my Australia Day barbie isn't lined up yet...
  • I'll tell you what is un-Australian, mother fucking windows media player files that always fucking stop playing in the middle of a clip I am watching. Quicktime, now those files are Australian.
  • I'm not Australian but beer and lamb on the barbie on the 26th sounds like a great idea.
  • That guy blinks one time. I guess it's unAustralian to blink as often as human do.
  • The "unAustralian" thing is a joke. It's Sam Kekovich, for heck's sake. Are we meant to take him seriously when he says they're pot-smoking vegetarians who deserve capital punishment too? Jeez, Louise.
  • Sam seems like Canada's Don Cherry, only funnier. mmmm lambchops...
  • I was just making a joke about his blinking. Seriously, it's creepy. I had to watch several times to ensure that I wasn't just blinking at the exact same times as him. He truly only blinks once.
  • Supposedly, Anthony Hopkins made it a trait of his Dr. Lector character to never blink on camera. I think that it is a subtle form of domineering behavior.
  • Oh, and Windows Movie files suck.
  • Slamming Sam was great on "The Fat". Here's an example.