May 29, 2004
The first vienna vegetable orchestra:
if you carrot all for music, consider these sal-lads.
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if you carrot all for music Wurst. Pun. Ever.[sic]
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I bet the music they make has a good beet.
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It will a-peas even the harshest of critics.
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Can we squash the bad puns, please?
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Onion the other hand, they may turnip their nose at it.
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This must be the dawning of the Age of Asparagus!
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This art I choke on.
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i want to see the first vienna sausage orchestra.
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Or the Vienna Choys Choir.