October 19, 2009

Napkin Dispute Leads To Spiced Attack

Assault with a deadly condiment?

  • Isn't there already some video game that allows a fierce ladle attack?
  • Oregano stand for this in our cities? Chive told you it's about thyme someone investigated this. Hyssop to a sage judge now to make him rue the day. Fennel this violence end? There's a few cheap puns for ya--top that!
  • A police certified weapons grade hot sauce seems like the sort of thing one could bottle and sell quite successfully.