August 18, 2008
Outback mayor seeks "ugly duckling" women.
With a ratio of men to women at five to one, the mayor of Mount Isa makes a plea for "beauty-disadvantaged women" to move to his fair town. 
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A woman from Mt. Isa was quoted on the radio this morning about the large number of available men: "The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
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*dons frock* *catches plane*
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I think I need a "The odds are good, but the goods are odd" T-shirt.
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"The odds are good, but the goods are odd" TUM - you can use that as the title when you edit the risqué "Men of the Monkeyfilter" calendar.
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Christ, Mt Isa. I've been there. I spent a week there one Sunday afternoon.
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So it's the opposite of Iceland?
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did you get lucky, Hank?
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Queso, I was wondering what his frock looked like.
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Yes I got lucky, that's how quidnunc was born.
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oooh! who's yer daddy, Quiddy???