May 06, 2006
Five thousand days: press photography in a changing world.
(Click the chapter titles for a rundown.) While we're on the topic, some cartoons about feeding the five thousand, a Jules Verne-style ebook called Five Thousand Miles Underground, and how to spend $5,000.
...no particular reason.
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*coughs politely*
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I have to start putting people off from joining. And do so without being banned, otherwise this.. this monkeyfilter.. a site I have an emotional attachment to will mutate.. into a sort of metaScheiße. Luckily I have a plan. So fuckoff you stinking noobs. Oups my plan was crap.
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Holy cow. 5000!
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I'd like to mention that I'm one of the original four thousand... please, hold your applause. You're embarrassing me. I know, I know. Hard to believe that over 1000 members have joined since mid-August last year... 1022 monkeys in ~10 months is about 102 /month; 25 /week; and more than 3 /day. In the time it took me to figure this out someone could have joined (yes it takes me a good eight hours to get any maths done). I just wonder how many sock puppets there are in that pile of laundry.
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1000 of those are my sockpuppets.
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DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DLUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE SPOT I have nothing constructive to add. as usual
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From now on I will only spell oops 'oups'.
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It's alphabet soup!
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Monkeyfilter: It's alphabet soup!
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PANTSOFF FOR MONKEYFILTER!!!1!! Somebody over there said it. And, you know, it's not such a bad idea!
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Uh, oh, it's been quite warm around here lately, but, ah, don't know... couldn't at least keep my pajama bottoms?
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Nope. Hand 'em over.
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Good thing I don't wear pajamas...