January 26, 2006

Make the perfect poo. Bananas are good. Hamburgers no so much. Feed la machine a caca, while a Monsieur 'Ankey ripoff discusses your choices, and rates your output. Flash. Annoying music. And French. waiting for the political promises version via daddytypes
  • the real machine a caca (previously discussed here and here.)
  • What would Celine Dion poo
  • This is, like, a thousand years old.
  • So's your liver, drinky.
  • Make The Perfect SEMEN
  • my poo is perfect
  • It's not the quality of the poo itself, it's how you fling it that counts.
  • OMG. I got the perfect poo two times in a row. Let's just say this and get it over with: I am to poo what Chuck Norris is to the roundhouse kick. Perfection. Thank you, gods of the internets, for bringing this to us.
  • Man I've heard of typo's but whoever designed that site was the shittiest speller I've ever seen.
  • I think both the Marquis de Sade and John Waters have previously weighed in on what makes the perfect (or at least most palatable) poo. Stop looking at me like that.
  • Don't you mean "poofection"? I'll get me coat.
  • I get nothing but diarrhea. Sorry.
  • ah yes! tenaciouspettle brings back memories of reading 120 days of sodom...in case you were wondering, the naughty libertines felt that a steady diet of chicken produced the most culinarily commodious of poo from the kidnapped-and-soon-to-be-grotesquely-defiled children. fun reading for the whole family!!
  • 'Tastes like chicken' has attained a new meaning. Oh cripes.
  • I didn't know you could get pr0n classical erotica on teh Amazon.
  • UPM when I went for the link I was not at all sure they would have it, I guess amazon is ok. next up...The Story of O sorry, no poo eating in this one
  • I am told the turds in the shit-eating scene in Salo were made of Lindt chocolate.
  • Wolof, if/when ever we meet, I'll slap you with a banana first. You've just infected my appreciation addiction to Lindt 85% chocolate with a dangerous mind meme. Ah, doesn't people just have sex anymore? Wearing furry rabbit heads and big, fluffy wool sweaters... ah never mind.
  • I believe Vaucanson's Duck was the first automaton with this claim to fame. It turned out to be bogus though... Described in entertaining detail here.
  • apoocalyse, I think you mean...
  • lyPse, damn it!
  • Visit Ottawa's poo-blic library with caution!
  • /collapse
  • My 19-month-old daughter has a book full of disney characters titled "Winnie the Pooh: Everyday." Only when she says it, it comes out "We Need a Poo Every Day." Which I like better.
  • What's brown and sounds like a bell?
  • um, a cow?
  • Dung!
  • *high-fives Lara*
  • so two nuns walk into a bar...
  • BONK!
  • So far, the maintenance workers' Monkey union has not filed a grievance. But the library Medusa apologized to the public for any inconvenience.
  • Nothing worse than a public inconvience.