December 01, 2003

Highlights from "Highlights". Goofus or Gallant?
  • (I had a long nap today, so my apologies for this post-a-thon. I'll turn out the lights after I finish xeroxing my new 'tats...)
  • I didn't see any option to make Oskar feel like an outcast in a pitiful attempt to get Connie and the other cool kids to think that they shouldn't spit on you because your name is Gallant. Nor is there the sell mint to people who just don't know any better then laugh as they pretend to get stoned option for Goofus. Also, I see no mention of Ricky's alcoholism or Connie's multiple stds. Hell, these kids are in grade school. Where are the knives to fight the vicous troops of monkeys that assail them in the halls between classes?
  • Pez. Put the bong down.
  • Meh. Fine. It's too bad the choices have to be so black and white though. Sure it's little kids, but having a shade of grey choice shouldn't be that hard.
  • If you choose Goofus every time, except the one where you choose Oskar as your partner (but stick him with the work), you still get the blue ribbon. I think this might be a bit of a bug in the moral program.
  • thomcatspike, is that you?
  • I did it again. Still broken. Stupid moral lesson.
  • Thanks for breaking morality, jb. Thanks one heck of a lot.
  • no time for morals, gotta keep movin'
  • huh?