July 24, 2005
Free Sex with coupon!!! A German magazine has sold out all its copies after advertising a free sex session at a brothel in Austria. A little one-off newsfiltery thing, but irrestible nonethless. via Huffpo
Who would want to have sex with a coupon?
It beats having sex with a horse, ya gotta admit.
Owners of the sex club have reported a boom in business since running the adverts.
Yes, there has been a real rise, but it will soon climax and pull out.
wonder how many return customers they get?
Can't find any corroboration that doesn't simply echo Ananova. Meine Googlekraft ist doch nicht stark genug. Though I'm guessing that this might be the magazine in question. /procrasturbating
Got it. [caveat: NSFW if your boss has superhuman eyesight and ph33rs boobies] The brothel just wanted to, heh, "plug the Summer gap."
Well, if you strip away this issue to the bare core, you'll see that the main thrust of the coupon is to get the customers pumped up.
I get a feeling the women at that brothel are going to be pulling some major overtime.
Awesome. If mags in Amsterdam start advertising for a free dime bag, I'm officially leaving America forever.
But where can I get my free Mumia?
Monkeyfilter: /procrasturbating
With coupons
I've not had luck
What ho! Today!
I've found a fffine advert.
Appropriate translation, goetter! I read it as "easing the summer slump," but there's no denying the literal translation of "stuffing the summer hole."
Appropriate translation, goetter! I read it as "easing the summer slump," but there's no denying the literal meaning of "stuffing the summer hole."
Like Yossarian, I am seeing everything twice twice
But where can I get my free Mumia?
I hear you...
Those trying to use the coupon should be very careful and be sure to read the fine print:
"with purchase of sex with woman equal in size or larger than lady of your choice"
Sure, they give away the basic services, but they get you on the options and add-ons.
If you take advatage of the offer, don't forget to wear MoFi's un-official protection equipment!
Flagpole, the text on the lower right side says it's for two people. I know we should have safe sex and all, but does that mean that there are condoms for just one person sex? o_O
Have another look Neddy - I reckon it's '2個入' which is even weirder unless it's some Japanese way of saying 'two-pack'. Or do they fall apart after the second entry? Safety conscious monkeys should be told!
Google seems to support the Japanese two pack theory...I await more informed Monkey lovers
Well, that cheeky monkey comes from this place, where I suppose the misteries are revealed... via BoingBoing.
Btw, that page is NSFW, unless your boss doesn't object to weird, manga-style depictions of condoms.
btw, the Gutschein (coupon) is valid for, yes, 1/2 hour of "services" from the main menu, but there is still the 60 euro cover charge and the "incidental beverages" consumed during the visit. As I read it, there are no 1/2 hour services on the menu, so this would knock off (no pun intended) part of the charge. So as always, no free lunch, as it were.
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