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July 04, 2005

Happy birthday, Koko! Koko the signing gorilla turns 34 today. Apparently she's spending the day shopping for a new kitten.

posted by tracicle at 11:01PM UTC [trackback] (19 comments total)

"Koko interviews new kittens for her 34th birthday." Dang, I wish I'd thought of doing that for my own 34th birthday! Here's to you, Koko! [puts on party hat and pretends to pick nits out of boyfriend's hair in celebration]

posted by kittenhead at 11:18PM UTC on July 04, 2005

Thanks, but my birthday was over a month ago. MORAN.

posted by Koko at 11:35PM UTC on July 04, 2005

No birthday topless dancers for poor Koko this year

Cat cat. Cat good.

posted by goetter at 11:56PM UTC on July 04, 2005

Shoot when i read the FPP, i thought it was our Koko's birthday.

Instead it's just some monkey.

posted by StoryBored at 01:18AM UTC on July 05, 2005

Damn - when I read it, I thought there was going to be a singing gorilla. No hoot-panted arias tonight, alas.
Well, not in my house, anyway.

posted by fish tick at 02:08AM UTC on July 05, 2005

Good lord, that's positively ancient for a gorilla.

posted by Chyren at 04:36AM UTC on July 05, 2005

34?
What's that in people years?

posted by BlueHorse at 06:25AM UTC on July 05, 2005

This koko's a real looker!

posted by kitfisto at 08:32AM UTC on July 05, 2005

That hairy look is so Haight-Ashbury. I bet she wears patchouli. *rolls eyes*

posted by Koko at 12:49PM UTC on July 05, 2005

Now, now, Koko old bean, jealousy doesn't suit you...

posted by kitfisto at 01:57PM UTC on July 05, 2005

Singing gorillas?!?! Bring 'em on!!

Hmm? What's that.....siGNing, not siNGing....nemmind.

posted by briank at 02:15PM UTC on July 05, 2005

I hear she's a dyke anyway.

posted by Koko at 02:23PM UTC on July 05, 2005

Well she certainly loves pussy.

posted by kitfisto at 02:26PM UTC on July 05, 2005

ba-dump-pa!

posted by Capt. Renault at 02:39PM UTC on July 05, 2005

Thank you.

My name's kitfisto, I'll be here all week.

posted by kitfisto at 02:42PM UTC on July 05, 2005

<heckler>take it off!</heckler>

posted by Koko at 03:02PM UTC on July 05, 2005

Phil Collins with hair transplant.

posted by fish tick at 01:13AM UTC on September 05, 2007

Beautiful, fish tick!

posted by mothninja at 10:33AM UTC on September 05, 2007

Saw that on the Blue, but didn't put it together.

Hooray for tickles!

posted by BlueHorse at 11:09PM UTC on September 05, 2007

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