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May 09, 2005

Rent a German and smile! "You can select the German of your choice for an exclusive lifetime experience: Imagine to appear with your German at parties, family events, or just hang out with them at the local shopping center."

Explained here, in case you were wondering.

posted by patita at 05:06PM UTC [trackback] (71 comments total)

Hire a Hun.

posted by Chyren at 05:13PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Buy a Bosh.

posted by Chyren at 05:15PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Oh, they have t-shirts! This is brilliant.

posted by Mickey at 05:16PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Kontract a Kraut.

posted by Chyren at 05:16PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Acquire an Alleyman.

posted by Chyren at 05:22PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Lease a Ludwig.

posted by Alnedra at 05:26PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Manage a Monkey

posted by petebest at 05:26PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Furnish a Fritz.

posted by Chyren at 05:29PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Dis a Dutch.

posted by mare at 05:41PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Assault an American.

posted by minda25 at 05:47PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Canoodle with a Canadian

posted by petebest at 05:54PM UTC on May 09, 2005

They have T-shirts? Wear a Westphalian!

posted by Chyren at 06:00PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Parade a Prussian.

posted by mothninja at 06:04PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Sublet a Saxon.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 06:05PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Seduce a Southerner

posted by petebest at 06:39PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Charter a Cajun.

posted by The Giant Squid at 06:44PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Borrow a Bavarian.

posted by rocket88 at 06:45PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Barter ein Berliner.

posted by mothninja at 07:01PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Mimic a MeFite

posted by petebest at 07:04PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Hang with a Hamburger.

posted by Fes at 07:14PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Swing and Sway with a Schleswig-Holsteiner.

posted by patita at 07:20PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Take a Turkoman

posted by sugarmilktea at 07:20PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Wax your wienerschnitzel

posted by Argh at 07:31PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Och! I think it's terrible objectifying great white males in this manner!

posted by Skrik at 07:49PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Rent-to-own a Rhinelander.

posted by middleclasstool at 08:22PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Bid on a Bashi

posted by petebest at 09:03PM UTC on May 09, 2005

This thread is heil-arious.

posted by Koko at 10:04PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Finance a Frankfurter.

posted by mothninja at 10:07PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Loan a Leipzigger

posted by Alnedra at 10:42PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Oppress an Österreicher.

posted by the_bone at 11:00PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Fancy a Fuhrer.

posted by Mickey at 11:05PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Munch on a Municher

posted by BlueHorse at 11:44PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Hitch up a Hamburger.

posted by islander at 11:53PM UTC on May 09, 2005

Dine with a Duesseldoerfer! Kuddle mit ein Koelner!

Ja, das ist ein Schnitzelbank!

If you are looking for a slightly used, domestically bred German-American, I can quote you a better rate and do a pretty good Seargent Schultz imititation.

posted by deconstructo at 12:01AM UTC on May 10, 2005

How can I meet so many gorgeous Germans and see none here?

posted by Rorschach at 02:18AM UTC on May 10, 2005

Well, that went on longer than I expected it to.

posted by Chyren at 02:09PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Confabulate a Chyren

posted by BlueHorse at 06:18PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Bother a BlueHorse

;)

posted by petebest at 07:19PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Patronise a petebest :P

posted by Alnedra at 07:53PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Amuse an Alnedra

posted by minda25 at 08:57PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Mortify a minda25

posted by Koko at 09:06PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Keelhaul a Koko

posted by fish tick at 10:06PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Fillet a fish tick

posted by islander at 10:12PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Inspire an islander

posted by mothninja at 10:47PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Martyr a mothninja.

posted by the_bone at 11:22PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Tickle a the_bone

posted by minda25 at 11:27PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Never minda25.

posted by BlueHorse at 11:41PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Come again?

unless you've got a dirty mind. then I get it, but unfortunately not before I hit "post". which would also make my above comment even better

posted by minda25 at 11:48PM UTC on May 10, 2005

Belly-slap a BlueHorse.

posted by middleclasstool at 02:07AM UTC on May 11, 2005

Munch on a middleclasstool

posted by prismatic7 at 03:30AM UTC on May 11, 2005

OUCH!

Poke a prismatic7

dirty? I must be slow since I don't get it. It was supposed to be webitalian: Never minda

posted by BlueHorse at 09:19AM UTC on May 11, 2005

troll a tracicle, the goddam communist bastard hippie devil-worshipper.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 09:57AM UTC on May 11, 2005

Tattle on the quidnunc kid.

posted by Mickey at 03:05PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Make flirty eyes at Mickey.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 03:31PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Muffle a Mickey

posted by petebest at 03:33PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Quibble with a Quidnunc

posted by petebest at 03:34PM UTC on May 11, 2005

poo on a petebest.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 03:38PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Qurap on a Quidnunc!

posted by petebest at 04:00PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Piss pleasantly 'pon permanently pusillanimous petebest.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 04:05PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Quieten a quidnunc

it's a perfectly cromulent word

posted by Koko at 04:20PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Coo over koko

/spring, hormones, what can I say.

posted by the quidnunc kid at 04:36PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Query a quidnunc - Shouldn't that be "koo"? Get with the program, hormone boy!

*hides behind petebest, blushing*

posted by Koko at 04:44PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Korrect a koko

posted by the quidnunc kid at 04:49PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Quantify a quidnunc

posted by Alnedra at 04:58PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Quickly qurush a quidnunc

posted by petebest at 05:05PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Act aloof around Alnedra

posted by petebest at 05:31PM UTC on May 11, 2005

WRITE IN ALLCAPS ABOUT WURWILF!!11!!

posted by the quidnunc kid at 05:38PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Chine a Chimera

posted by petebest at 05:52PM UTC on May 11, 2005

pontificate to petebest

posted by Koko at 05:57PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Kibosh a Koko

posted by Alnedra at 06:30PM UTC on May 11, 2005

Ambush Alnedra!

posted by BlueHorse at 04:52AM UTC on May 12, 2005

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