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February 19, 2005

Monkeys are good people. I just thought we could all use a little reminding, considering the strife of the past several weeks.

posted by drivingmenuts at 04:39AM UTC [trackback] (25 comments total)

I'm not good.

posted by Richer at 04:48AM UTC on February 19, 2005

He's being ironic. He's good.

I, however, am bad.

OooOO! *spin*

posted by petebest at 04:50AM UTC on February 19, 2005

speak for yourself.... I am ten ninjas :)

posted by Debaser626 at 05:05AM UTC on February 19, 2005

Damn. I'm only nine ninjas. There's no shirt for that, and Debaser626 can beat me at ninja games.

posted by meredithea at 05:06AM UTC on February 19, 2005

Bacon is so not a vegetable.

I am a rocker. I rock out.

posted by tracicle at 05:34AM UTC on February 19, 2005

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thank you.

posted by Mfpb 2 21 at 06:03AM UTC on February 19, 2005

who wants the robot shirt?

*oils chassis*

posted by sexyrobot at 06:41AM UTC on February 19, 2005

Monkeys may be good people, but gorillas are kinky.

posted by Flagpole at 08:33AM UTC on February 19, 2005

i ˘ľ the description of the 3-pack combo:

What three things (besides porn) rule the entire internet these days? Pirates, Monkeys & Ninjas.

posted by roryk at 03:46PM UTC on February 19, 2005

What about robots?

posted by dng at 03:47PM UTC on February 19, 2005

What about robots?

posted by dng at 03:47PM UTC on February 19, 2005

I never did that!

posted by dng at 03:48PM UTC on February 19, 2005

What about robots?

posted by dng at 03:48PM UTC on February 19, 2005

when i previewed, that read "i (heart glyph) the description..." i do not ♥ fractions of cents...

posted by roryk at 03:49PM UTC on February 19, 2005

how 'bout those robots, eh?

i ♥ robots

posted by roryk at 03:50PM UTC on February 19, 2005

The monkey represents sharing.

posted by ThreeDayMonk at 04:36PM UTC on February 19, 2005

Speaking of T-Shirts...

posted by mare at 04:57PM UTC on February 19, 2005

I am monkey, hear me...scratch....or...something

And I'm a reformed supervillain, so I'm not bad anymore, just sort of...not as evil as I used to be..

posted by surlyboi at 05:50PM UTC on February 19, 2005

Who's got the crayons? Here.

posted by petebest at 05:52PM UTC on February 19, 2005

Hey Monkeys, just be cool. (you know how when you go to the eye doctor and he dilates your eyes so you can't see for crap and crayons looks like crampons?) Aren't crampons a mountain climbing device? Took me 5 mins. to write this.

posted by Shamina Latrine at 02:32AM UTC on February 20, 2005

OOf! It's caribiners, right? But crampon is such a cool word it should mean something.

posted by Shamina Latrine at 02:33AM UTC on February 20, 2005

cram·pon
Pronunciation: 'kram-"pän
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French crampon, of Germanic origin; akin to Middle Dutch crampe
1 : a hooked clutch or dog for raising heavy objects -- usually used in plural
2 : a climbing iron used especially on ice and snow in mountaineering -- usually used in plural

they look like strap-on cleats...that you strap on your shoes...so they look like cleats...you know what i'm saying, don't make me say it...

posted by sexyrobot at 09:01AM UTC on February 20, 2005

sexyrobot, I don't know what you're saying, but the "dog" bit sure made my eyes pop. A hooked dog? o_O

posted by Alnedra at 01:02PM UTC on February 20, 2005

I always liked the word crampon, though it *does* sound like a feminine hygiene term. "Ladies, are you uncomfortable today? Buy crampon!" "Don't bother me today, I've got my crampon."
sorry

posted by meredithea at 04:55PM UTC on February 20, 2005

"Don't bother me today, I've got my crampon."

Haaaaa!

Next time somebody cuts in front of me at the Safeway checkout, I'm going to say, "Back it up bitch! You do not want to see me get my cramp on!"

posted by moneyjane at 01:05AM UTC on February 21, 2005

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