December 02, 2004
Goodbye.
I've decided that I am done with monkeyfilter. It has become to dificult to maintain, between my pregnancy and the bickering and snarkiness. All I tried to do was create a place where people could come, get good links, and have good conversation. But apparently that's not what you want. So at 5:00 AM UTC I'm shutting down monkeyfilter indefinitely.
posted by tracicle at 1:33 UTC - 12 comments
Every Second Counts..
Well, at least I got to post a (hopefully not snarky) comment before the end. Thanks for the opportunities.
crusiera, that was really mean. in fact, it made me bitter and snarky.
your markup gave it away.
I'm confused...
I am so damn gullible.
Oh, wait, I get it...that's why the text was a different color. Anyway, since this has been deleted, I guess I'll remain the only gullible one this time. Sigh.
On preview: I guess not the only one ;)
It made me pregnant.
So this gets deleted, but "I AM A COCK" stays?
mmmmkay.
It got me, too...
This link has been removed from the front page until Tracy has a look at it.
-- #2
For a minute I thought I was going to become productive again...
Aw, you got me.
...I tried the monkeyfilter thing , I sucked at HTML and every other word was a typo. Those folks over there hust stared at me until I stopped posting...
posted by crusiera at 8:42 PM PST on November 18
He's banninated. I'm sick, and now I'm annoyed.
I saw it on my RSS feed first, and it was very easy to tell it was a fake on that. Hooray for RSS.
[that was stupid]
I mean, really. What the fuck was this kid thinking?! Oh, and what vitalorgnz said... his markup was teh suck.
#2 is a good husband.
*takes notes*
Yeah, he's at home running the show today while I play invalid and just happened to browse the front page. He's a sweety.
I like that every second counts link. My highest so far is 3.4 secs
For the dumb and tired - what is wrong with the mark up language? I can't see a flaw on my browser.
Look at where the trackback is.
I don't get it. How is posting this possible? Is "tracicle" the MoFi "login"? Or did Tracy post it? And then, of course, WTF?
/sigh
Observe, dumb & tired Monkeys, that the thing saying "trackback" is under the 'following' post. Compare to a real post. That's not where it usually occurs, right? Also, note the time under the 'post' & compare it to that from the directly following one. Notice anything?
Everything in the line that says 'tracicle' is faked using HTML by the poster - in this case, crusiera.
Essentially, what it is, is a spoofed post. It's an OLD trick. And done very, very badly.
Ah, like this you mean? *Plegmund removes Skrik mask and waves*
posted by Skrik at 12:09AM UTC on December 02
That's the idea. There was a thread full of these things once - among the 'lost' stuff, presumably.
Except.. /points
Ah. OK. Got it, now. What a dick!
The only way to stop this kind of crap happening is to sacrifice an innocent human to appease the angry underpants gods. I volunteer Skrik.
It's much easier to do with the comments - spoof FPPs give themselves away much more quickly.
posted by Turkmenbashi the Great at 02:04PM UTC on December 02
What a pillock. This works in comments (even then, you can tell if you check the timestamp link), but doesn't work for FPPs. Old joke, rubbish joke.
[on preview: what Turkmenbashi the Great said]
You wouldn't call me innocent if you'd seen me with your girlfriend last night, quid.
Evidently it's moron season? What the fuck around here lately, seriously?
*raises one eyebrow in spocklike fashion*
*checks for full moon*
*nods sagely*
On some stylesheets, even the comments can't be faked successfully. I'm using the "brown on black" (I think) and comments are in white, while the "posted by" statement is in grey.
That would be "Blue on Black", and I'm pleased to hear people are using it.
As for me, I have a pretty "Edit this comment" button under each individual comment, so it's really obvious when one person's got two comments.
Ooh, I want one of those.
And, although this is probably obvious, I'm not going to shut the site down. And I have a backup plan in motion for the times over the next year when I won't be able to fulfil admin duties.
And I didn't delete the "I am a cock" thread, although I wasn't particularly impressed by the title, because, well, I guess because I thought kamus's account being hijacked was sort of important.
You're welcome Skrik. Thanks for it, I like dark backgrounds! Apologies for the misnomer,
I heard it was moron season, so I thought I'd pop back in for a bit.
Cheers!
I have a backup plan in motion for the times over the next year when I won't be able to fulfil admin duties.
Thanks, Monkeybashi, but you might have asked me before assuming I would deem myself worthy to fill your sensible shoes.
Jesus that scared the shit out of me! I clicked on 'deleted posts' then went away and surfed elsewhere, then came back after I'd forgotten and....woah....
(Even though it didn't seem possible that tracicle would shut down so abruptly...on the other hand, she is pregnant, and that DOES fuck with your hormones...but then, she's married and #2 wouldn't just let it go with no comment...but then again, what do I really know about these people, they may not even live in New Zealand...then again, I did send that card to what seemed to be a New Zealand address...and am I spelling Zealand correctly....and what if this whole thing has just been an elaborate joke by quonsar, and there IS no tracicle, or beeswacky, or...omg! moneyjane.......)
*head explodes*
Actually, I'm a forty-year-old midget from Alaska. I have a chronic problem with compulsive lying.
I know you! You were the one that helped me when I rolled my truck that time!!!! You totally freaked me...I never expected to see a midget come out of the dark to help me out of my upside down truck!!!!
Thanks! And, I'm sorry I acted so weird...I was in shock.
Then. I'm sorry I acted so weird back then. Not now. I'm done being sorry I'm weird. I have WPD, I'm stuck with it.
Weird Pat Disorder?
And hey, sorry about the truck. It was actually me that caused it to roll. I was...experimenting.
I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
Head explodes?
/sock
Wow, Nostril finally arrived at cubist humor. This clearly means only one thing:
He is now my sensei. I will chop his wood and carry his water from now on, until he releases me from my duties.
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