November 10, 2004
Uranus is well lubricated. There's bound to be
more inside.
I couldn't resist
Uh, "rimshot"!
"It's weird behavior that hasn't been recognized before on Uranus"
Any word on when http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/uranus/jokes will be online?
And what of it, big boy?
*leers, swirls martini suggestively*
There is very little temperature contrast and very little energy to drive the weather in Uranus
... I got nothing.
I was going to post a witty comment, but someone called to tell me my refrigerator is running.
"Whatever is happening has to be well lubricated; it has to be a low-friction environment."
Amen to that. Don't skimp on the KY, people.
Tenacious - don't skimp on Kentucky?
Is that even legal?
Kentucky Jelly...good stuff!
Kentucky Jelly...good stuff!
Finger lickin' good, in fact!
...
Ugh. I need a shower.
I don't see a single Klingon.
*sulks*
I don't see a single Klingon.
They can't, it's too slippery.
Nah, I'm not one to snub Uranus jokes. Hey, try this NASA page: The red around the planet's edge represents a very thin haze at a high altitude. The yellow, near the bottom of Uranus...
thank you, TenaciousPettle, I wasn't brave enough, and deleted the finger lickin' gag on preview... glad you have a higher ick-threshold :)
You glorious sick fucks.
Nostril, my sentiments exactly!
This is like The Two Ronnies ...
Ronnie Barker in astrologer drag with turban: "Looking at your chart, I see Uranus is very powerful ..."
I like to visit Uranus.
...why Nostril, what a remarkable coincidence! I'd like to visit Uranus too! I've heard a lot about Uranus, heard its full of methane gas!
I also heard NASA is sending the pope to visit Uranus. Man, i'd love to see pictures of the pope on Uranus!
somebody please...stop me!
Update...
There will never be a NASA mission to URANUS, due in part, to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's crappy terrain.
aw shucks! Don't u just hate black holes?
Sorry...can't help it...having a crappy...tee hee hee... day and this is making it better
Loud noises detected from Uranus!
You promised me the moon but I wanted Uranus.
Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
All right. Who put all that black gunk on the eyepiece of the telescope?
That was NOT FUNNY.
And no, I don't want to look at Uranus.
Wow. It's like the universe itself wants to promote juvenile humour. I love it.
two new rings discovered around you know where
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