November 04, 2004
Global Warming is an EU Conspiracy
: (Real Player sound file). I was listening to BBC R4's Today programme and they had a piece about a conference being held on climate change. A man by the name of Myron Ebell a senior adviser to Bush on Climate Change, was propounding his thoughts that the EU was using Climate Change theory as a way to restrict more competitive US businesses. Along with this he also felt that since most non-US scientists are government funded and that their views on are influenced by their country's agendas.
Aside from his blinkered views, I was just stunned at their paranoic nature and wondered whether this is the sort of thing that must be continually whispered into Bush's ear?
Damn! They've rumbled us. All that trouble we went to making a hole in the ozone layer...
Global Warming is a conspiracy? Damn, and here I thought it was pretty hard science.
No, no. The record-heat Summers and snowless Winters are merely the effect of God's love shining upon a righteous president.
While the hurricanes of God's wrath blow the unrighteous away from the Messiah's Brother's land.
And Alaska melting is just one of those crazy things.
Customers who enjoyed this EU Conspiracy, also liked the following EU Conspiracies:
~ Radiation as cause of radiation sickness
~ Pollution being carcinogenic
~ Evolution
~ Laws of Thermodynamics 1-3 (Zeroth law Australasian Conspiracy)
~ Fire
So what would that say about Bush's funded studies?
See also: Patrick J Michaels, author of 'The Satanic Gases' and occasional speaker at Congressional hearings. These people are paid big bucks by energy companies and get a lot of prestige from saying climate change is a sham.
I can't believe this is actually debatable. It's not like we have a back-up Earth in case we screw it up.
This is the scariest bit of news I have heard all year.
Though I do like how the BBC reporter still manages to slip in barbed questions, ever so politely. BBC is still winning as the best news organisation in the world.
"The study said the annual average amount of sea ice in the Arctic has decreased by about 8 percent in the past 30 years, resulting in the loss of 386,100 square miles of sea ice - an area bigger than Texas and Arizona combined."
Wow.
Same study, different headline - Florida is sinking.
Meanwhile Denmark is staking its claim.
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