October 02, 2004
Conceal partial baldness! Why have I not heard of US patent no. 4,022, 227 earlier? I'm looking at you, Mr Smart-Aleck Internet! Pictures here.
The fine folks at Ronco have another idea. Spray paint for your head.
So, they patented the combover?
Yes, Frank and Donald Smith of Orlando, FL patented the comb-over. No, there's nothing wrong with our patent system. Why would you think that?
Oh, look, it was patented in 1975.
And to think they're getting all excited about song downloading when the intelectual property police could have been going after clueless, balding middle aged men.
Just makes one wonder if some star athlete actually tried to patent one of his special moves, would he actually stand a chance of getting a patent?
*dumbfounded*
Those drawings..............I mean........................are they serious?? Shouldn't they at least look.......you know.......engineered or something????
/makes plans to patent latest, uh, thingamabob, yeah.
Maybe I should patent a crocheted horsehair head doily?
Your choice of mane or tail.
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