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July 15, 2004

Masters of the Iron Crotch! The hardest men in kung fu. Could this be the art practiced by the legendary Iron Balls McGinty? SFW, really. [from plastic via our own homunculus]

posted by goetter at 07:07PM UTC [trackback] (17 comments total)

Grand Master Tu Jin-Sheng on Iron Crotch, Qigong and the Arts

CHAN TZE-TAN, MASTER OF IRON CROTCH QIGONG

posted by homunculus at 07:12PM UTC on July 15, 2004

Here's a video of an Indian Sadhu doing something similar (NSFW!)

MonkeyFilter: if only they knew of the strange penis-weightlifting display.

posted by homunculus at 07:15PM UTC on July 15, 2004

geeeeeeeeetouttahere . . .

posted by pete_best at 07:20PM UTC on July 15, 2004

I can't even imagine raising this testicle-toughening topic with my sifu.

Me: I want teh secrets of teh Iron Dong!!
Sifu: [stony Sino-sexagenarian stare]

Okay, so I can imagine it...

posted by goetter at 07:25PM UTC on July 15, 2004

pay to the order of: Iron Balls McGinty- one dollar and NINE CENTS!

posted by drjimmy11 at 07:26PM UTC on July 15, 2004

[TV version]

pay to the order of: Iron --
(in extremely fake voice that sounds nothing like Steve Martin) BILL --
McGinty- one dollar and NINE CENTS!

posted by drjimmy11 at 07:26PM UTC on July 15, 2004

You can do anything with any part of the human body if you try hard enough. I once saw an Indian Sufi break a swan's wing with a blow of his nose. In Kathmandu in 1987 I saw three aged lamas build a box-girder bridge with only mud brick, urine, and a tube of KY-jelly. In Egypt in 1990 I witnessed a gnostic priest dig a tunnel to Venus with a popsicle stick. Pulling a truck with your trouser snake is comparitively tame compared to such displays. I once saw a Zen master create a hundred intricate origami swans using only the palping muscles of his anus.

posted by Nostrildamus at 08:49PM UTC on July 15, 2004

And I saw that same Zen master post to monkeyfilter at [looks up] 08:49PM UTC.

posted by goetter at 09:46PM UTC on July 15, 2004

YOU DIE NOW

posted by Nostrildamus at 02:10AM UTC on July 16, 2004

Shaolin Monks, Tough All Over (NSFW).

posted by homunculus at 09:20PM UTC on October 18, 2007

Hmmm, a mysterious skill of soft technique

I would guess it would have to be after a while.

Actually, I would be more impressed if he pushed the weight.

posted by BlueHorse at 02:46AM UTC on October 19, 2007

MonkeyFilter: It is to practice the testicles.

posted by middleclasstool at 04:34AM UTC on October 19, 2007

Nun Pulls Car with Her Hair

posted by homunculus at 01:24AM UTC on September 05, 2009

China's got another talent: Man wallops his vitals with a hammer

posted by homunculus at 07:23PM UTC on July 07, 2011

Taiwanese man lifts 230 kgs with his 'iron crotch' to improve his health

posted by homunculus at 07:18PM UTC on November 25, 2011

So, what happens when you mix the links for 'iron crotch' and 'elf sex?'

posted by BlueHorse at 04:48AM UTC on November 30, 2011

Faerie-folk are said to be allergic to iron, so I don't think it's a viable combination.

posted by homunculus at 07:55AM UTC on November 30, 2011

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