June 13, 2004
Excellent.
You are a bunch of Nazis!
Hey, a thread that ends itself before it even begins! Genius!
Still To Come:
Self-buttering Bread!
quonset the hut is evil. The planet of Nostrildamus hereby declares Puull on quonset the hut. What is Puull? well, it is kinda like war, only without a moron at the helm (which allows me to stay home & drink beer) and no combatants to actually get hurt. Basically, in human terms, it is the mass gorging on cheese in an offensive manner, while imitating a duck.
We are bringing out the Gorgonzola, quonset, you have no chance to survive, make your time.
Made us look, didn't you? And now we get to do some freeform random and senseless posting.... hmmm.... and since we love doing that, be forgiven.
Brilliant, yes.
Nostril: Take off every Quon! For great Justice!
Aww, that was so 2001...
Did someone say quorn? Mmmmm...it's mycolicious.
Aww, that was so 2001...
Sadly, I know the SA dorks that started that thing...
quack.
[less inside]
posted by quonset_the_hun
OMFG I'm totally hot for Nazi Ape-Men all night!!!1!
posted by wendell at 12:38AM UTC on June 14
Woah, dude! Chill!
Dear reader: can you spot the naughtiness?
with apologies to Wendell ;)
Whoa, is this, like, some ALTERNATE UNIVERSE or sumpthin?
No, if it was an alternate universe, we'd all have goatees.
Except for Languagehat.
We'd all have goatses? Eeep.
Can I have a facial scar instead of a beehive? Or a knife in my boot. That would be cool.
uhm. beehive = goatee. I have *no* idea where that came from. Maybe from me thinking about old Trek episodes.
Beehive
Be it ever so bumble,
There's no place like hummmm.
Don't worry, Convoy Monkey is on the way. Supported by monkeys in hats.
...alright, a monkey in hats.
MoFi Uber Alles
Um, Hitler. Or something.
Hilter! Of the National Bocialist Party!
how does this thing work? *pushes button* SCRREEEE oops. *clears throat*
Primatarians Of The World, Unite! You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Tails!
Apelike Untermenschen. No, wait, that can't be right.
But my tail is prehensile...
Lost mine n'da war.
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Apologies are not enough, quidnunclehead...
You wouldn't like me when I... get... angry!!!
(Now, Nazi Ape-Women, I might just.... nevermind)
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