November 24, 2008
Pasta, with extra mozzarella! Man pleasures self with pasta sauce.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
I've argued previously that semen should be rebranded as "Manfredo."
I hate stories without happy endings.
I guess you had to be there to know the whole story, but once they saw he didn't have any weapon other than a jar full of boy-bits, why did they have to make him get out of the car? Couldn't they have just told him to go park somewhere else? I mean, maybe they tried and he said no, but if so that's a key element of the story that's missing.
Monkeyfilter: didn't have any weapon other than a jar full of boy-bits.
You think he'd have gone for jerk sauce...
Some guys prefer a good dry rub.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone...
Well, there's your answer, right there. "But officer, the sign says I can't stop..!"
He was on the vinegar strokes.
But I prefer a dash of Woucestershire Sauce in my ragu.
750mm jar
Umm, just how big is his noodle?
It's interesting to note that the journalist glosses over whether there was even any sauce in the jar, and is devoid of details in general. It's a great story, but Courier Mail drops the ball and just phones it in.
Who's that journalist? Chopped liver?
Byline: Patty de Foie Gras
Awww crap, no mugshot.
four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
I mean, the capsicum spray was just encouraging him, surely.
MonkeyFilter: a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
sounds like kit's Christmas wish list
It's like the chap on The Fast Show who would come home with everything but what was on his wife's shopping list.
WTH?
Well. I'm more of a Border Terrier man myself, but everything else is spot on.
those little dogs have sharp teeth...this guy needs to be arrested to protect himself!
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