October 19, 2008
"Gorilla" Theatre
WARNING: Admittedly Blatant Self-Linkage. A little while back, I asked about the voiceover on the People's Court. Risking flame attacks, I have decided to self-link in order to share with my fellow monkeys the results of that project - "Food Court!: The Musical". Enjoy...or fling poo at me. Parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. And one for the mythologically minded.
Also, Happy Alaska Day!
(It's still Alaska Day in Alaska.)
Enjoy...or fling poo at me.
Or, you know, get banned for self-linking. Advertising that you're breaking the rules doesn't magically exempt you from them.
If only there was a thread where you are encouraged to self link. You know, like some sort of a "SelfpostFilter" thread. There you would not be risking Ralph's spleen being vented upon you.
Advertising that you're breaking the rules doesn't magically exempt you from them.
We call this the Sarah Palin rule.
get banned for self-linking
This site gave up on enforcing its own rules when tracy started badmouthing me in her blog.
"Hey quidnunc you goddam asshole no-nothing piece of shit" - that's the kind of jibber-jabber I'm getting from her these days.
I mean, she's not actually writing those exact words, but I can pick up the thought patterns she's been beaming directly into my head.
So the point here is: if this thread gets deleted it'll be the greatest tragedy since tracy and her zionist-templar buddies faked 9/11.
Hi quiddy!
Coffee. Just coffee.
My spleen is in for repair, but I will look around a bit and see if I can find something else to vent. Perhaps my attic.
Als, Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert!!!
I'm guessing that was your bile duct.
Hi mothy, Hi pleggers! Hi Ralph the Bile Duct!
From the guidelines: "If you do post a self link, we expect full disclosure." If this post really is a problem for everybody, just pull it. I just thought this might be something monkeys would enjoy...but I'd rather not invoke the hatred of the wider community.
And Capt. Renault ftw. :)
The thing you should've done was make this post in the thread you linked. Someone else, if they thought it was neat enough, could've then put it on the front page.
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.
Tracicle, please please please delete that outdated language from the FAQ. People keep referring to it even though the posting page explicitly says self-links are not acceptable.
So really this is all Tracicle's fault.
Yeah, anymore, the FPs are flying by way too fast to read. I remember the golden days of yore, when nobody was doing self-posts at all, and the front page wasn't so full of spam scrolling by at a breakneck pace.
I used to dig this place. :/
I remember the golden days of yours, too.
i had a cherry danish for brekkies, with a big mug of coffee.
I'm planning on toast for breakfast tomorrow. With peanut butter and jam.
Well, now, if we're all done poo-flinging, I intend to have French toast--
with cinnamon sugar, please!!
MonkeyFilter: I used to dig this place.
Yeah, anymore, the FPs are flying by way too fast to read.
Point taken, but letting every SEO douchebag in the world ply their trade here is not the solution to the problem. We've relaxed pretty much every other standard here. I think that last one should be sacrosanct. There are other methods. Like, for instance:
nil has posted 4 links and 121 comments on MonkeyFilter since February 17, 2004.
Feel free to pitch in.
Man all you kids are trouble when Tracicle gets home!
Especially you quiddy.
Two things that piss me off:
1. Self linking on the home page. I'me not clicking those links, and not just because they sound shite.
B. People who bitch and moan about FPP quality / quantity without doing anything about it.
iii. Quiddy.
Yes, I'm editing the text tonight. It's...annoying to access so I keep procrastinating. It's funny (not laughable-funny) how people, such as hornstar, conveniently edit out the rest of that paragraph where it says NOT TO SELF-LINK AS YOUR MAIN LINK BUT PREFERABLY IN A COMMENT IF AT ALL.
Anyway, obviously such ambiguous language will forthwith be removed to prevent such silly excuses.
Bashi: We Love, Fear and Respect her.
But mostly Fear.
Eeeeked! Eek eek eeek eeeek ek ek eek eek.
*oils polychrome*
*buys ticket, waits for oily rassling match*
Oily rasslin!
I'm in.
In the audience, obnov.
Hobnobs?!
If you play your cards right, sweet cheeks.
Wait -- I was declared the winner of the thread, and then it gets Eeked?
What gives, man? WHAT GIVES?!?
*offers a stale imported Hobnob as consolation*
Fancy a rassle?
OK, but careful with the oil. I can't have these pants stained.
Oil rasslin with stained pants?? You sick fucks!
It's better than oil rasslin' with a pained stance.
Oh I say, well played there!
Feel free to pitch in.
I wasn't complaining, just making a point. Spirit of the rule and all.
SO THERE PBTHPBTHTPBPTHPTBHTH
Feel free to pitch in.
I wasn't complaining, just making a point. Spirit of the rule and all.
SO THERE PBTHPBTHTPBPTHPTBHTH
*ducks to avoid flying phlegm*
*flies to avoid Flemmish ducks*
*dies to void a Danish fuck* (what?)
*don't try that in Daddy's truck*
BURMA SHAVE
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!
If self post FPPs are so bad, why do we always keep them alive in the sidebar like this?
Where else could we keep you
jackwitsdarling kids busy if not for these eeked FFPs?
Not to mention the FPPs.
dang, that perveiw button is slippry
Because, Rocket, m'boy, we like to fuck around.
Tis true.
And non-members can't see the fun we're having, nor the links!
How else are we gonna justify our censorship?
I'm all for the fucking around (as you kids say), but can't we bork the links or something? I'd hate for all this to somehow benefit the self-linker.
The link? Is that still around?
I never checked.
Do you need lube to bork links?
*adjusts strap-on cursor*
As a courtesy, sure -- but why would you want that?
Oh yeah. I usually do but I forgotted.
She plays rough.
D'you know, I rather miss Turkmenbashi.
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