October 01, 2008
The Great Schlep
Would it kill ya?
I'm not the biggest Sarah Silverman fan, but that is awesome!
I wish my name was Manischevitz Gooberman.
They don't call him Mishugena McCain fer nuthin'
And then there's Sharlila Palin.
Is she famous for something else?
*can't be bothered to google*
She's famous for fucking Matt Damon.
How would this work exactly? Aren't voters registered in a certain district? Let's say I had U.S. citizenship, could I go visit people in Florida, register at their address, and then vote? How soon before the election would I have to register?
I've googled her now.
She was about to go on my 'would' list, until you shared that bit of info.
Now she's missing out. Big time.
She wasn't really fucking Matt Damon. It was just a joke. But a surprisingly well-executed one. Then it turned out that Sarah Silverman's boyfriend, Jimmy Kemmel(?), was fucking Ben Affleck.
I guess if we were famous celebrity types, we could have very elaborate and jolly japes. And maybe a Perview button too.
*re-evaluates list*
Wow. Sarah Silverman wasn't nearly as annoying here as she normally is.
You can have her, kit. I'm not touching anything that touched Jimmy Kimmel.
Thanks.
You can have Lindsay Lohan.
How would this work exactly? Aren't voters registered in a certain district? Let's say I had U.S. citizenship, could I go visit people in Florida, register at their address, and then vote? How soon before the election would I have to register?
She's not saying to got to Florida and cast your vote, she's saying to go visit Nana and Pop Pop who live in Florida, and convince them they need to vote for Obama. And if you can't be bothered to do it, you are a douchenozzle.
The marshmallow is so named because it was originally made from the root of a plant known as the marsh mallow.
*paf*
Oh, okay. Where do Nana and Pop Pop live?
And she was famous before "fucking Matt Damon" for being a very funny comedian! I think she's brilliant.
Where do Nana and Pop Pop live
IN FLORIDA. Pay attention, Seamus.
You not throwing marshmallow! Only I throw marshamllow!
*paf-paf-paf-paf-paf*
She's attractive, hilarious and effing irritating, the latter beating the former in my case. So she's off my would list.
Except for the "if she'd do a sludge sandwich like Jimmy Kimmel then I too must have a chance" factor. (c.f. Pretty Woman and Lyle Lovett's hair - gives hope to us all).
OK... "would" but with the mute button on.
Maybe we should put her in the 'would, but only once' list.
None of you Neanderthals are on my "Would List". HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES.
You're still on mine.
*resumes stalking koko*
Lindsay Lohan reminds me way too much of Frankie Muniz, so, Monty, I'm going to pass and go for what's behind door number three.
*runs behind door number three*
*paf*
I always thought ottomans (ottomen?) looked like giant marshmallows.
I think Silverman's quite funny, but I don't find her irritating.
So, where do I sign up for my adoptive Jewish Floridian grandparents?
It's not the Bubbies and Zaydies in Florida that need convincing, it's the Bubbas and the JimBobs.
This is cute and charming, but not terribly useful.
It couldn't hoit!
Monkeyfilter: I'm not touching anything that touched Jimmy Kimmel.
>>It's not the Bubbies and Zaydies in Florida that need convincing, it's the Bubbas and the JimBobs.
Oh, I disagree. Age is an even greater predictor of voting in this election than, um, education level.
The Bubbas and JimBobs will never be convinced. At least with the grandparents there's a chance that they can be talked into voting for a schvartze.
Sarah Silverman is an obnoxious ass. But disregarding that, this is kind of pointless because Jews vote Democratic. Always. Ben Stein and Joe Lieberman being the exceptions that prove the rule. There's no point in me going to visit my Florida relatives, because they're not home - they're out campaigning for Obama. Oy vey, do you really think we'd vote for that shiksa Sarah Palin? Better we should have burning coals in our eyes! And that McCain, with his wife with the fancy-schmancy outifts..... an audit by the IRS he should have!
And every Jew knows we all vote Dem - so methinks this is just a shameless publicity ploy.
Yes, there should probably be a focus on making sure the elderly know HOW to vote so they don't get rooked like in 2000.
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