August 26, 2006
Save Gas, Drive a BLOOD CAR In the near future gas prices have reached astronomical highs nearing $40 a gallon. One man, Archie Andrews, an environmentalist elementary school teacher, is trying to discover an alternate fuel source. While experimenting with wheat grass, Archie accidentally stumbles upon a solution. That solution turns out to be blood. HUMAN BLOOD!
Interview with the director of this fine film.
Hmmm can pigeon blood be used as a substitute cause there are globs of it all over my balcony right now....
....oh wait this is a movie....
You say this car runs on BLOOD?
not just BLOOD. HUMAN BLOOD.
Don't they already?
Dark, mood-wrecking snark
Bloodmobile ... very old hat ...
gomichild, why does your car have pigeon blood all over it?
er, balcony, not car. Not sure what's going on in my head right now, but I'm not going to try driving down to the shops.
Hawky night in Old Japan?
I don't know. There are globs of blood and bloodied pigeon footprints coming from them.... tis a mystery....
Just like Idaho Transfer! Damn hippies!
They already did it on Seinfeld. Like everything else.
Gomi, if you're going to host pigeon fights on your balcony, you're going to have to clean up the mess--it's not all fun and games.
it's not all fun and games
It's like Gladiator for birdies.
Unfortunately, their brains are too small for there to be a decent plot.
NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
why pigeons can't write novels
pigeon, no no! ye cannot be a hero!
withhold your quill
for prospects of your conquoring your enemies
are nil
or practically zero
public slander of you has been steady
for decades, and so no one's ready
to credit you have brains
(and right there, your readership slides down the drain)
pigeons of the world, throw off your chains!
poop on passing human heads, die gorily
on human decks, and disregard
all thought of what might happen next
city pigeons, never count the cost
of fair pigeon won or lost
nor wail for squabs sliding from window ledges
to whack themselves against hard concrete edges
OMFG
JcCalhoun, You DIDN'T REALLY see Idaho Transfer? REALLY?
Heck, I thought my husband and I were the only ones in the world to have seen that grade D bomb.
Fer'shur we were the only ones in the theater that day. Baaaaaaaaaad movie.
I'd love to see it again.
Lady Gomichild: Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Yet who would have thought the old pigeon to have had so much blood in him?
What, will these hands ne'er be clean?
Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
So, what happens when your car catches a virus?
They already did it on Seinfeld.
Actually, that was in the radiator. /nitpick
Spent another session scrubbing blood off the balcony.
Hre's a tip: if you are going to kill someone don't do it on cement. It's a bitch to clean.
Monkeyfilter: It's like Gladiator for birdies.
This sort of car only works for those guys who like to drive on the sidewalk. Then it can go forever.
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